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Renee Zellweger denies marriage problems

"I’m happily married but I don’t talk about it because I want to keep my precious things precious." 

Renee Hits Back At Marriage Claims

Kenny and Renee Still Happy

Zellweger Denies Marriage Is On Rocks

Zellweger Cites ‘Fraud’ in Chesney Split

Once again, credible news sources like Us Weekly, Star, and In Touch are… well… right. Kenny and Renee are calling it quits after four months.

Now all Kenny has to do is lose his truck and his dog and he’ll have a whole album’s worth of new material. Go get ‘em Kenny!