Renee says Kenny didn’t want kids. "This is an incredibly sad time. I
just hope everyone can respect the privacy that I know Renee has asked
for, plus, I don’t have a penis."
Tori Spelling is soon to be free from her failed marriage. In somewhat unrelated news, Prince Charles is thinking of trading in for a younger horse…
Lara Flynn Boyle now regrets being such an advocate against plastic surgery, because she’d really enjoy a bigger set of breasts. Did someone tell her that eating food also tends to help make one’s body develop properly?
Nude Loch Ness swimmers give up; realize it’s a bad idea to wiggle the worm at Nessie.