Kate Moss‘ coke habit led to lesbian romps with British actresses;
now why couldn’t the tabloids have video of THAT? Until I see proof, I
refuse to believe that supermodels live lives of drugs, sex, and rock
Next James Bond movie: "He’s 28: no Q, no gadgets." What’s next? No alcohol or women either? Is this a Mormon bond? This is going to be the worst. bond. movie. ever.
Vince Neil forgets to take his "Keith Richards immortality pill" and breaks a leg on stage. No really… he broke his leg.
Tyra Banks takes bra off on TV to prove they’re real…and perfect.
Cletus expects January rap album release "to sell 1 million copies
within the first month", pigs to fly through frozen hell (second story).
World’s first face transplant will occur in the next few weeks. John Travolta and Nicholas Cage unavailable for comment.
Cynthia Lennon continues to kick John’s balls in, this time in book form.
Aye matey, today be national talk like a pirate day.
92-year old man hits major jackpot at a casino for the second time, plans to get a trophy wife and a year’s supply of Depends.