Friday Quick Hits

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Showgirls

Mike Myers has sign ed on to play The Who’s Keith Moon in a biopic. If he’s half as good doing Keith as he was doing Mick Jagger on SNL, we’re all in for a treat.

According to a poll in Empire magazine, the worst sex scene ever on film was Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan’s pool romp in "Showgirls." Which is shocking, because besides that "Showgirls" is such an incredible movie.

Tara Reid is close to breaking point. This should make for a "very special" episode of Taradise. Well, more special than normal.

Constantine from "American Idol" signs abc sitcom deal. Probably because heaven didn’t want him, hell won’t take him, and Earth needs him. Or something like that.

The inventor of Valium has passed away. Friends and family try their best to muster up a reaction.