Afternoon Quick Hits



Hugh Grant says he looks like a ‘butch lesbian’ with his hair cut
short. Hopes this will cover up his master plan of attracting more

Man ordered to quit stalking Pamela Anderson.  Penalty for non-compliance is a case of Hepatitis C.

Unable to sue for anything else, Canadian folk group sues Harry Potter flick producers.

Sports Illustrated writer
wonder’s if boxer’s death means we’re immune
to death in sport
s, fails to realize that we’re merely immune to boxing.

90% of US men and 70% of US women over sixty are overweight, no world on corresponding rates of Jolliness.

Microsoft walks out of talks with music companies in protest over
increased royalty rates. Microsoft doing something cool is right in
there between the boiling seas and the sun being black as sackcloth.

Parents forget 5-year-old son at bluegrass festival, now scarred for life by dueling banjos.

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