Thursday Morning Quick Hits (Part 2)



EA to release Superman game in time for next movie. Expected to suck as fast as a speeding bullet.

Ozzy Osbourne, realizing he’s become a parody of himself, releases CD full of cover tunes including Joe Walsh and Mott the Hoople. Can’t be held responsible since there’s no Caucasian equivalent of "keeping it real". 

Tyra Banks comes face-to-face with Tyra Banxxx for the first time, it is obviously not the first time Tyra Banxxx has come face-to-face with someone.

Aftermath of DC Stones concert leaves MCI Center looking like cover of Goat’s Head Soup; fans left black and blue and with sticky fingers.

Doctor Who quit because BBC overworked him. Twelve episodes a year apparently too much for Time Lord. In other news, cast of "Lost" still begging ABC for a shower.

Justin Timberlake being recruited to play Sex Pistols’ Johnny Rotten in biopic; producers seeking River Phoenix to play Sid Vicious…

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