Tuesday Afternoon Quick Hits

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In an effort to boost sagging poll numbers, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signs on for Terminator 4 and True Lies 2. Well, you can’t say he didn’t warn you he’d be back.

To increase security, banks in Colombia have implemented biometric fingerprint-reader technology into ATMs. Rush of sudden index finger amputations expected in near future.

Hobbit fossils found on Island with small miniature elephant bones have been found and now I can’t help but imagine little people with spears chasing little elephants around the island. Life is good.

Government
has secret team of ‘Ghostbusters’ that go into neighborhoods to detect radioactive material. Peter Venkman unavailable for comment.