In a rare moment of clear thinking, Fox cancels "The Simple Life".
Tommy Lee injured during concert while playing "Girls Girls Girls",
immediately sent to "Dr. Feelgood" where he might have to spend some
time "Home, Sweet Home".
In a startling new breakthrough, scientists discover that exercise can make you thinner. In other news, sky blue, water wet.
Prepare for the feel-good Broadway hit of the year with The Silence of
the Lambs: The Musical. "It puts the lotion its skin/Or else it gets
the hose again!"