Thursday Morning Quick Hits



British actor who played Chewbacca is becoming an American citizen. Ideally in a trade that would send Mark Hamill to the UK.

MTV says it will mark the release of Madonna’s new album by actually playing a music video.

Brannon Braga insists he had nothing to do with Brent Spiner being on  his new soon-to-be-cancelled sci-fi TV show. In related news, Brannon Braga lies as badly as he makes sci-fi TV shows.

Tori Spelling starring in H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Mythos movie; yet another seal from Revelation breaks.

Spike Lee planning a documentary on Hurricane Katrina. George Bush  doesn’t care about black people making documentaries.

Regis and the Donald team up to sing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer".Santa surrenders,and cries a little on the inside.

Great musicians have quirks: Beethoven – paranoia. Vivaldi – arrogance. Tchaikovsky – impetuosity. Bach – temper. Cardinals organist Ernie Hays - potty mouth.

Apple releases video iPods, allowing you to put an assortment of videos(porn) into the palm of your hand. Placement of other hand optional.

School district spends $6.8 million on new school, but can’t  afford $250,000 to build a road to it. Personally, I would have built the road first, but that’s just me…

18 wheeler loaded with chocolate loses its brakes! 18 wheeler loaded with peanut butter credited with quick action to avoid two great tastes that taste great together!

Michael Jackson wants everyone to know that he is ok, had his nails done, and is also a reincarnation of a knight that died 800 years ago.

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