Microsoft hopes to win women over with new Xbox, may focus on winning men over next time.
Aaron Sorkin to helm a fictional TV show about what goes on backstage
at a fictional SNL-like variety show. No word yet whether the suckage
will be real or fictional.
Kermit the Frog turns 50, says the secret to his longevity is staying moist.
Please don’t pick Hugh Grant… please don’t pick Hugh Grant… Daniel Craig. YAY! Just remember, it could have been so much worse.
Ricky Martin tells how his fame left him bored. Apparently unaware that it had the same effect on everyone else.
Fats Domino returns to New Orleans. Residents are glad he didn’t bring Muddy Waters with him.
The most evil, the most diabolical invention ever created by man since
the atomic bomb. A clock that sings the ‘Meow Mix’ song every hour on
the hour. Buy it now for your enemies!
And thus, God spoke: "Let there be age-defying protein pancakes." He
looked upon them, poured sugar-free Log Cabin syrup upon them, and saw
that it was good.
Hurricane Wilma expected to slam into land next week, leaving behind only bedrock, pebbles, and rubble.