Sensing a backslide into irrelevance, Jon Bon Jovi tosses verbal jab at Madonna’s mothering skills. Considers insulting her acting skills as well, but thwarted by the enormous glass house
he lives in.
Burt Bacharach writes anti-war song. To be covered by upcoming American Idol contestants in a medley with "Wishin and Hopin", "Raindrops Keep Falling" and "Say a Little Prayer".
Michael Jackson called for jury duty. Expected to giggle like a schoolgirl when asked if he can be fair and impartial.
You can argue all day long about legalizing marijuana, but if your throw a pot plant over a fence where it lands on a passing cop you basically deserve whatever you get.