Hey guys! Good oleâ€™ Gute (pronounced Goot) here. Just wrapped production of â€œMojave Phonebooth.â€ This is really the one thatâ€™s going to get my career back in the fast lane, Dom DeLuiseâ€™s son is in it! Look out for it in 2006!
Its Friday, you know what that means: NEW MOVIES!
This one looks like it got more twists than Chubby Checker! A taut, psychological thriller from the director of Monsterâ€™s Ball, starring Ewan McGreggor. Ewan reminds me of a young, well… me. British, sexy, and one of his biggest roles has been acting alongside robots. I got two words for you Ewan: Short Circuit! Remember Johhny Five? I would have given my life for that robot. His heart may have been made out of a toaster oven but he was the most loyal friend a man could have. And not too bad of wing man either! Reminds me of this time that Tawny Kitaen, me, Johhny Five, andâ€¦.wait just a second! I almost forgot this was censored!
Oscar is already buzzing around Charlize Theronâ€™s newest movie. Charlize is never afraid to take risks. She went straight to the A-list following her amazing transformation in Monster. I feel like a good parallel to this is was when I did Cocoon. I was a young Hollywood heartthrob at the time and I was on fire after Police Academy 2: Citizens on Patrol. And what did I decide to do next? Play it safe and reprise my role as Mahoney yet again? Guaranteed box office gold? No way! I starred in a movie with Wilford Grimley and Don Ameche and aliens. But don’t worry, eventually I came back and reprised the rold of Mahoney. Twice.
This is the perfect way to warm your heart right when the weather is getting colder. A little girl and her horse, nothing more, nothing less. Throw in everyoneâ€™s favorite precocious child actor Dakota Fanning and you got a hit! Kurt Russell plays her dad. Kurt and I used to be box office rivals in the mid to late Guties (Thatâ€™s what I call the Eighties). I think I had a little more range than Russell. Three Men and a Baby vs. Overboard in a streetfight. Me, Danson, and Selleck win easy. We wonâ€™t even use Selleckâ€™s moustache. Oh, and I got the whole kidâ€™s movie thing down too. I know what kids love: dogs and dolphins, specifically dogs that befriend dolphins and ride on their backs. Sound familiar? Of course it does. Does Zeus and Roxanne ring a bell? No? It doesn’t? Really? Hmmm.
They finally turned the revolutionary first person shooter into a movie. Not for the faint of heart, expect a testosterone pumping, blood and guts gore fest. If youâ€™re looking for something equally as thrilling and a little more family friendly, check out the made for TV Tower of Terror. We may not be trying to close a portal to hell but weâ€™re providing a cute story behind the ride in MGM Studios in Orlando. Kirsten Dunst was in it! Hey Kirsten, if youâ€™re reading this, I havenâ€™t been able to reach you in awhile. I still have the same number. Give me a call if you have some time. I know youâ€™re really busy promoting Elizabethtownand getting ready for another Spiderman but you still have some time for olâ€™ Gute, right? Well anyway just give me a call back.
That’s all the time we have this week folks! But be sure to check back here for Gute’s Movie Reviews! Now where’s that paycheck you promised me?