Tuesday Afternoon Quick Hits

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Elmo

Sesame Street Muppet Elmo learns ‘H’ is for handcuffs. This link brought to you by the number 1010.

It’s one thing to be obsessed with a woman’s breasts. It’s quite
another to tell the media that you’d like to be reborn as Pamela
Anderson
‘s "thrupenny bits".

Cable
station Nickelodeon putting up $30 million to combat child obesity. Of
course, this article makes no mention on exactly HOW a cable TV station
plans on doing this.

New York City tells Jersey drivers to stay home, or at least find an alternate route, for the next 6 years.

The new James Bond doesn’t like guns.  He likes his martinis straight up.  Man up, Nancy.

Homer Simpson

  named philosopher of the decade by Britain’s Men’s Health magazine. "I eat donuts, therefore I am".

MMO gamer pays over $100,000 (real money) for an in-game resort. When
you live in your parents basement subsisting on cheetos you become
flush with cash apparently.

Distance between Earth and Mars will be "wafer thin" this Sunday. Just to be on the safe side, better wear a helmet.