A few weeks ago I was talking with my roommate.
I can’t remember what it was about, but somehow the topic of carrots
came up. Now, my roommate is a friggin genius about all things medical
and conspiratal. If it involves the two together, he is a super genius.
Don’t even get him started about how the government is rigging football
games to control the population, because it will blow your mind.
So yeah, carrots. He tells me that if someone eats a whole lot of
carrots, they will turn orange for a while. I find it hard to believe,
but he is always right about such things. It’s also important to note
that he doesn’t actually specify how many carrots or for how long one
would turn orange. For all I know at this point, it could be following
the, "you are what you eat" principle and turning you into an actual carrot."
I don’t think you can call this a ‘brilliant’ plan but it does sort of makes you thank the internet for allowing us to see others do stupid things for our reading enjoyment from the comfort of our own bedroom/office/cubicle/basement. [orange man’s site]
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