Monday Morning Quick Hits

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Yoko Ono apologizes to Paul McCartney for calling him a bad songwriter,
still doesn’t take responsibility for breaking up the Beatles.

Times Square theater accidentally shows beginning of film with graphic
suicide
instead of Chicken Little; offers angry parents coupons for
free movies and fires Tyler Durden and here you thought that even a hummingbird couldn’t catch Tyler at work.

Hong Kong man sentenced to three months prison by the Ministry for the
Control of Bad Movies after sharing online "Daredevil" and "Miss
Congeniality".

Lindsay
Lohan
and her boyfriend, Jared Leto, set to make movie about the murder
of John Lennon
. Tentative titles include "You’ll want your $9.50 back"
and "A straight to DVD production".

Johnny Rotten wants to perform to the people of Iraq despite fearing they could stone him to death. If we could only be so lucky.

  In
order to make a better work place, company bans people being grumpy.
Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Happy, and Bashful praise the decision.

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