Madonna has slammed Paris Hilton for using Kabbalah as a fashion accessory. Because you know, she thought of it first.
Chris Klein doesn’t blame Tom Cruise for his breakup with Katie Holmes. He blames Rollerball.
Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas said she’s never had cosmetic surgery, but she’d consider having Botox to improve her sun ravaged skin. She’d also consider songwriting lessons to improve "My Humps."
Howard Stern was suspended for a day after promoting his move to Sirius on the air. I guess the executives at Infinity didn’t want the word to get out that he’s moving to Sirius. So they suspended him. And now it’s being reported everywhere that he got suspended for mentioning Sirius. You know, the satellite radio service, Sirius. Way to keep it on the down low guys. Siriusly.
Ben Stiller is being considered to star in a new "Ghostbusters" movie. Who’s he gonna call? Probably Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell.
Philadelphia Phillies’ pitcher Ugueth Urbina was arrested and charged with attempted murder in Venezuela. Philadelphia fans declare that he’s still not as bad as Terrell Owens.