"Dennis Rodman has a new autobiography named I Should Be Dead By Now in which he tells the bedroom tales of his past experiences with lovers such as Carmen Electra and Madonna."
This may be the one celebrity autobiography worth buying. It also might be a book you wish to add to your "things to buy and ship to Madonna’s children" list. Ahhh yes, the perfect Christmas gift don’t you think?['I don't like you in that way' post]