It’s that time again folks: Paris loses her digital camera



"Paris doesn’t shed tears over people. They’re like spilled milk, ya know? But losing one’s
video camera at a club, now this
is call for waterworks! But yo! Earth to Planet Paris–what the hell
are ya doing trotting around a damn recording device at a club?

She enlisted the help of fellow revelers to find her device, to no
avail. "She was very anxious and crying for some time," said a

Uh Oh! Isn’t it about time for Paris’s album to break out? It appears that  Ms.Hilton can’t hold on to anything (ever) …first she lost her very 1st sex tape…followed by her sidekick…her friends…then her dog…and now it’s her digital camera that will surely be found with more scandalous footage. Hmm. Will it feature one of her Greek boys?  Time will only tell…and I’m sure this wasn’t planned at all. Not. At. All. Well, at least she will always have her Paris…wait…scratch that.[E! story]

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