I hate Idaho drivers. I know, I know, everybody has a local horror story
about bad drivers,
but until you’ve experienced the lofty heights of ineptitude of an Idaho driver,
kindly shut the hell up. I’ve done a fair amount of driving around the
states, and people from Idaho take the cake. If you see some dips** holding
up traffic for miles, there’s a good chance that the driver is from Idaho.
Just look for this stupid plate"