Friday Morning Quick Hits



FOX does it again. It makes us very very angry, as Arrested Development put on probation by FOX. Khannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Paul McCartney
to beam concert into space.  If the aliens weren’t hostile before, they will be now.

Harry Potter
snubs fans and prefers to hang out with VIP’s.  Voldemort would be pleased.

National Geographic
sending Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue to Thailand for
photojournalism assignment
, in an apparent attempt to finally upgrade
the quality of their boobies pics. w00t.

Ashlee Simpson
seeking average Joe.  Joe Millionaire, Joe Namath, and Bazooka Joe all breathe sigh of relief.

T.V. show in the works. ABC turns over control to SkyNet.

Chuck Berry
sues over use of his songs for Karaoke. Japan surrenders.

Despite declining ratings, Trump is sure he won’t hear "You’re fired!" from NBC.

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