Is Trapped In The Closet a little too hard for you to follow? Naturally. Well, the guys over at SomethingAwful have put together a Cliffs Notes– or Thorpe’s Notes– version of it. Because when you have hyperventilating midgets, gun toting ex-cons, homosexual clergymen, a spatula wielding nosey neighbor, and a whole bunch of marital infidelities, sometimes you need to have things cleared up.
And in case you missed them, here are the Notes for Chapters 1-5.