Thursday Morning Quick Hits



Carly Simon, who’d said subject of "You’re So Vain" contains an A, E
and R, claims it’s not Mick Jagger or Warren Beatty, for those of you
scoring at home; Christopher Walken, Darth Vader, Bea Arthur still in

Michael Jackson
enters ladies’ roomEVERYBODY PANIC!

Former former Baywatch star Brooke Burns hospitalized for broken neck
after diving into a pool
. Apparently Mitch had left to go find Hobie,
who had sneaked off to go jet skiing with friends.

Xzibit Is A Really Good Actor,’ Aniston Says As He Holds Gun To Her Head.

For those waiting for a film drama about 9-11 starting Adam Sandler your wait will soon be over.

Miss America contest moving to Las Vegas — so losers can immediately start their jobs as strippers.

Shoe designer donates special hi-tops to illegal migrants – complete
with compass, flashlight, map of the border, and a Roo-style pocket for
pain relievers.

Martha Stewart sued by jury consultant, because stiffing your client of $74,000 is not a good thing.

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