Tuesday Quick Hits

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Xtina_and_hubby

"I’d like to thank my parents for my good looks and large _____." What else would you expect Christina Aguilera’s new hubby to say at his rehearsal dinner?

Oprah Winfrey has finally agreed to appear on the Late Show with David Letterman. Dave immediately holds a writers meeting to decide what to do: drop her off the roof or shoot her out of a cannon.

Denise Richards has been voted Hollywood’s sexiest mom. The award will be presented to her at everybody’s favorite ceremony: The MILF Awards.

Simon Cowell leaving American Idol? American Idol moving to Thursdays? Sure those moves might seem strange, but Fox knows what they’re doing. Just ask the cast of Arrested Development.

The world’s ugliest dog is dead. No, not Kathy Griffin, the OTHER one.

The word of the day is: Successorexia. To use it in a sentence: Lionel Richie thinks his daughter Nicole has successorexia. Huh?