How To Scare Your Parents Over Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving, a time for reuniting with family members and scaring the living shit out of them. Since bringing a hooker home and introducing her as your fiancé gets pretty expensive after a couple of hours, we’ve come up with a cost effective way of making your mother cry. Just write the following entries into a journal and leave it lying around the house for concerned relatives to stumble across.

I’m sure most of you don’t need any help scaring the living s*** out of your parents during the holidays, but just in case– here you go.

Play your cards right and you won’t just scare them over Thanksgiving, they’ll be scared for many holidays to come. [From Cracked.com]

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