We here at BWE are about to get educational on your ass. I just wanted to warn you up front.
While you’re stuffing your face with turkey and cranberry sauce and gravy and ham and whatever else you stuff your face with, you should be very thankful. Why? Because if it wasn’t for some politically incorrect farmer a few hundred years ago, we would all be celebrating with a Thanksgiving FAST and not a FEAST. Chew on that.
If you want to learn more, pick up The Compleated Autobiography by Benjamin Franklin. And impress your friends.
Okay, we’re done being smart and responsible now. Bring on Lindsay Lohan!