Vaughn and Aniston caught speeding in Arizona. Of course, this doesn’t mean they are dating or anything like that.
Eva Longoria, despite overwhelming mastery of her art, claims she’s lost work for being too pretty; world’s tiniest violin removed from case.
Scott Stapp starts drunken brawl with members of 311 at a hotel in the 410, almost has to call 911. Here’s the 411: Scott Stapp is a complete 455.
Tori Spelling cheats on husband, gets pregnant by married Canadian actor. Sometimes made-for-tv movies just write themselves
50 Cent planning to make a vibrator of his manhood
so his female fans can pretend to have sex with him. Pfft. Pretend? A
real gangster would just sleep with all his female fans. He wouldn’t
need no stinkin’ vibrator.
a stunning battle to see who can sell out faster. Rolling Stones calls
50 Cent’s dildo and raises him an appearance on Days of our Lives.
Nicole Richie looking into a sitcom. Tentative title: Everybody Loves Nicole’s Ribcage.
NBC, realizing people like funny shows, brings back Scrubs and moves My Name is Earl and The Office to Thursday. Still not cancelled: Joey.