"I have to give it up for R. Kelly’s unintentionally hilarious ‘Trapped in the Closet,’ specifically the part where a pie-eating midget poops his little-person purple pantaloons. My favorite thing is that ‘midget’ is an offensive and outdated term, but R. Kelly uses it freely, presumably because it rhymes with ‘Bridget,’ the midget’s not-so-little secret lover. I guess it’s because nothing rhymes with ‘Little Person,’ except maybe Elle McPherson or ‘Brittle Person.’
Read the rest of Pete’s take on R. Kelly, as well as pieces by Sarah Silverman and Lisa Lampanelli here.
And here’s Part I of Comedians on 2005. What a year. What a year.