Are Drugs Having the Best Week Ever?

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According to Cliff Arnall, a health psychologist at the University of Cardiff in Wales, today is the most depressing day of the year! Based on his formula 1/8W+(D-d)3/8xTQMxNA) January 23rd is "lowest emotional point of the year" for 2006.

But based on my formula (wellbutrin + klonipin + expired unknown horse pill in the medicine cabinet that may cause drowsiness + gin) it’s the float-i-est day of the year. 

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