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  • Russell Crowe vows to mercilessly beat paparazzi with a bulky 1970′s rotary telephone should any of them dare to harass his pregnant wife (The Age)
  • Remember that one time, when Kanye stepped out of his bullet-proof Escalade and walked on water on his way to Puffy’s party where he miraculously turned Korbel into Cristal?  (The Gospel According to Yahoo! News)
  • And is Pamela Anderson his Mary Magdalene??? (MSN)
  • Brooke Shields is preparing to have another daughter!  Meanwhile, Tom Cruise is preparing to have another meltdown! (Yahoo!)
  • American Idol Judge Simon Cowell is under attack for insensitively questioning a male contestant’s sexuality.  For a man whose entire wardrobe consists of tight black t-shirts, it sort of seems like the pot calling the kettle black. (E! Online)
  • RIP Chris Penn (Reuters)
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