- Heidi Klum doing what she can to promote healthy self-image among females with her new reality series, "Skinny Madness".
- Kate Moss is under the hot lights again, but this time there aren’t any cameras flashing.
- Natasha Lyonne is facing charges for threatening to sexually molest her neighbor’s dog. Does that even NEED a punchline?
- Lisa Kudrow is appalled by media’s treatment of Jennifer Anniston. In related news, media is indifferent to existence of Lisa Kudrow.
- 82 year-old producer Aaron Spelling is being sued by his former nurse, who is claiming he repeatedly placed his hand on her "groin and genital area". Just another example of America’s "Viagra Epidemic".
