Sizzler: Mazel Tov Michael Jackson



According to documents in the Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe custody battle,  Michael’s move to the The Kingdom of Bahrain, a largely anti-Semitic country, may thwart Rowe’s desire to have her children Bar Mitzvah-ed. On the upside, if the King of Pop’s offspring do get to partake in the Jewish Right of Passage, they won’t have to spend a fortune on a  Michael Jackson impersonator.