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  • Marilyn Manson is set to play Alice in Wonderland author Lewis Carroll in an upcoming movie. It’ll be the first time Manson ventures through the looking glass as opposed to just snorting rails off it.
  • Lucy Liu is touring Pakistan. Specifically areas of the country that were shaken like a polaroid picture.
  • Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is set to star as herself in the upcoming film Poseidon. No word yet on whether her lovely lady lumps will make a cameo.
  • Katie Holmes fears for her unborn baby, proving that maybe… just maybe… there’s hope for her yet.
  • Prince Harry will be sent to Iraq next year as a troop commander. Let’s just hope he packs the right uniform.
  • Destiny’s Child reunites! Ladies, how are we supposed to miss you if you don’t go away?
  • Brad Pitt wants a gay movie role. Actually, wait. Brad Pitt starred in Meet Joe Black. That should read "Brad Pitt wants another gay movie role."
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