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  • Zach Braff has proposed to girlfriend Mandy Moore. Sources say that the couple will be married to the life-changing music of The Shins.  Also, someone seems to be taking the show Entourage just a little too seriously…
  • Disgraced non-fiction fiction writer James Frey has been dropped by his agent.  Next up for the great Frey-bang of 2006 – his parents plan to publicly renounce him as their child.
  • "Man" who says he has "proof" that he had "gay sex" with Clay Aiken will tell his "story" to Howard Stern.  Aiken will probably be too busy having hot heterosexual sex with lots and lots of women to even notice. 
  • Kate Moss blew out of Britain on Thursday, only 48 hours after being questioned by police over allegations that she used cocaine.  As she was boarding the plane, she reportedly turned and shouted, "Mwaaaah, you’ll never catch me, coppers!"
  • After being criticized for his insensitive treatment of gay contestants, American Idol judge Simon Cowell is now under fire from the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, who are irate with his treatment of overweight people.  Next up: Simon dismisses a contestant for being "too black".