CORN FLAKES: Your essential inessentials

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  • Christian groups are fuming that Britney Spears will be appearing on Will and Grace. On the flipside, they’re very proud of her marriage to stripper loving babydaddy Kevin Federline and her series of religious hymnals like I’m a Slave 4 U and Breathe on Me.
  • Mischa Barton laughs off Nicky Hilton’s insulting ‘fat pig’. She seeks revenge by not eating.
  • The drug addicted, sex tape hawker Tom Sizemore, known for bedding and beating Heidi Fleiss, has been accused of failing another drug test and of getting thrown out of a drug treatment program. Now that’s what I call a catch!
  • Motown building razed for superbowl parking. Superbowl officials compensate for flub by having British teen star and Gap spokesperson Joss Stone sing the blues at Half Time.
  • Bono, quoting from Islamic, Jewish and Christian texts, asked for more money for poor people. Then asked for Nobel Prize please.
  • Apple Computer was slapped with a lawsuit charging the company doesn’t adequately warn consumers that its wildly popular iPod can cause hearing damage. Apple cites they were more concerned with alerting the public about the potential to turn into a dancing shadow.