Rocker Pete Doherty has been sentenced to one year of community servicefor possession of drugs. But don’t worry; he believes that if he gets high enough it’ll only feel like a couple of weeks.
Paris Hilton has been issued a restraining order to stay away from a 37-year-old event planner. Now if only somebody could issue her a restraining order to stay away from cameras.
Angelina Jolie has supposedly asked a past lesbian lover to be the godmother of her children. If there’s only one story this year that bridges the gap between the old scary/sexy Angelina and the new motherly/humanitarian Angelina, it’s this one.