Now that moviemakers have realized how much America loves the gays, Hollywood is gearing up to open the floodgates and unleash a furious downpour of same-sex-love on theaters near you:
- Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt is actively seeking out roles in which he can play a gay man.
- Comedians Adam Sandler and Kevin James (ew!) are gearing up to play firefighters pretending to be a gay married couple.
- Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are re-uniting (they don’t play gay men, but still).
- A recent study suggests that even G-rated movies are heavily favoring male characters.