Page Six–the much-loathed/loved daily gossip column in the New York Post–debuted the first edition of their glossy magazine today. The 74 page issue features gossip, Oscar projections, gossip, a nightclub roundup, a Q&A with Victoria’s Secret models and more gossip.
Here’s what an extra long Page Six magazine really means: a great morning on the can!
With endless reading material about Leif Garrett’s descent into drugs, Paris Hilton’s newest socialite competitors (the Hearsts, Camilla Al -Fayed) and the regulars at New York strip club Scores, (Stephen Dorff, Mark McGrath and Dennis Rodman) we really had a reason to languish on the crapper. While we’d usually be out the door after 5 minutes skimming the newspaper, the magazine’s superior coverage of Angelina Jolie’s teenage years in fashion hell gave us that much needed me-time we always crave.
We salute you Page Six for your tireless efforts and for giving us the best morning on the can ever!!