We’ve been watching ever awesome story in the glorious world of celebrities. Here’s what we’ve learned:
- Last night was the Best Night Ever!
- Kanye and Brandon Flowers (of the Killers) are the new Apollo Creed and Rocky Balboa. I wouldn’t mess with Kanye because he might be having the best week ever.
- Lindsey Lohan is with Ryan Adams now? Or is it Benicio Del Toro?
- Everyone’s going Brokeback, even the kiddie movies.
- Tony Danza can’t keep up with the Harlem Globetrotters.
- If you play dead, people won’t leave you alone.
So that’s today. We can hardly wait until tomorrow…