While You Were Ordering Take Out
- Pop stars Robbie WIlliams and Shakira have prompted rumors of an unlikely romance. People are deeming it unlikely because she happens to be of Columbian decent, while he happens to be gay.
- Bode Miller was disqualified for straddling a gate today. When reached for comment, Miller slurred, "The gate was asking for it. Anybody want to go to a diner and get some cheese fries?"
- Sienna Miller says "Stay single." She’s expected to practice what she preaches for at least a couple of hours until she finds somebody else in Hollywood willing to put up with her.
- Saddam is going on a hunger strike. Which I’d imagine is must easier to do when you’re eating prison food.
- Chris Penn’s death was an accident. And for the record, so was his involvement in Corky Romano.