- Could TomKat – and the natural order of the universe as we know it – really be over???
- Pink will never get divorced, Joel Madden will never cheat on Hillary Duff, and Madonna’s marriage to Guy Richie is "rock solid". Happy
Valentine’sDelusion Day, everybody!
- Whitney Houston is scheduled to perform at the Winter Olympics in Italy. Bobby Brown is scheduled to smoke some crack and ruin the whole thing.
- Shannen Doherty got into another car wreck, this time with something other than her career choices.
- Jessica Simpson and Maroon 5
douchebagfrontman Adam Levine are "officially dating". Apparently "officially dating" is what you have to say to keep having casual, frivolous sex with Jessica Simpson in your Beverly Hills Hotel room.
- If Pluto Nash just wasn’t enough "Eddie Murphy in outer space" for you, Fox has greenlit some movie called "Starship Dave" nobody will see sometime next year.