The TomKat 100% Guarantee



Tom Cruise
and Katie Holmes have issued a statement that recent reports that they have broken up are "absolutely 100 percent false." That impressive level of certainty got me thinking about other things that were guaranteed 100 percent…

  • OJ Simpson: "absolutely 100 percent not guilty"
  • Robert Blake‘s son on Larry King: My father is "100 percent not guilty."
  • L.A. Laker Kareem Rush about Kobe: "I’m going to stand by him and say that it’s 100 percent not true."
  • P Diddy and J. Lo have split up: According to a representative, "It’s hilarious, but 100 percent not true." (Oct 12, 2000)
  • Saddam Hussein: Won 100 percent of votes in a referendum for a new term in 2002.

I’m 100-percent convinced now.

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