While You Were Planning Your Happy Hour
Kid Rock has a sex tape coming out with a couple of women… and Scott Stapp from Creed??? The soundtrack is expected to suck.
- This Just In: Researchers have discovered that Titanic is the most successful romance movie of all time. Really? They just figured that out now? What the hell have they been doing for the past 8 years?
- Madonna has been treated for a hernia. Many assume it’s the first time Madonna’s pulled something since getting married.
- Slugger Sammy Sosa is expected to announce that he is retiring from the game of baseball. Wants to devote more time to doing steroids.
- Chris Martin fuels speculation that Coldplay is splitting up. I suspect the guys who were doing that Titanic research are extremely concerned.
- Bryant Gumbel says that the lack of blacks at the Winter Olympics makes it look like a GOP Convention. Republicans respond, "See, I told you there something wonderful about the Winter Olympics!"