While You Were Pouring Bushmill’s Into Your Coffee

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  • Gay cowboys Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal will appear on Will & Grace to continue beating the dead gay horse of Brokeback Mountain jokes.
  • Today is Paris Hilton’s 25th birthday.  Spank somethingClooney_batman7_resize
  • Was Dick Cheney really hunting for beaver when he shot his friend in the face last weekend?
  • AOL is facing criticism for listing "gay and lesbian" as a musical genre on their online music site.  Maybe they just didn’t have space to write out "Coldplay".
  • Nicole Richie curses the fame she worked so hard to get. 
  • I think it would be awesome if George Clooney bought back his old Batman suit and wore it to the Oscars, in order to remind people that the star of Batman & Robin is nominated for 3 awards.  Joan Rivers’ head would explode.