While You Were Pouring Bushmill’s Into Your Coffee
- Gay cowboys Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal will appear on Will & Grace to continue beating the dead gay horse of Brokeback Mountain jokes.
- Today is Paris Hilton’s 25th birthday. Spank something.
- Was Dick Cheney really hunting for beaver when he shot his friend in the face last weekend?
- AOL is facing criticism for listing "gay and lesbian" as a musical genre on their online music site. Maybe they just didn’t have space to write out "Coldplay".
- Nicole Richie curses the fame she worked so hard to get.
- I think it would be awesome if George Clooney bought back his old Batman suit and wore it to the Oscars, in order to remind people that the star of Batman & Robin is nominated for 3 awards. Joan Rivers’ head would explode.