While You Were Having a Slow Celebrity News Day
- Kevin Federline says he’s ready for the backlash his forthcoming rap album will inevitably cause. Meanwhile, critics, bloggers and comedians across the country are still getting all lubed up.
- Cameron Diaz was almost maimed by a bird that flew threw the windshield of her limo. Those paparazzi sure are getting creative!
- According to his brother, R. Kelly can add "wife-beating bisexual" to his already impressive resume of "sex-addicted pedophile scatalogical weirdo".
- Page Six says that rap mogul Damon Dash taught a frightening lesson to some neighborhood bullies that stole his son’s cell phone. In other news, Suge Knight gunned down a fourth-grader for cutting in front of his son in the lunch line.
- The Olsen Twins are going from BoHo to "BoHoly shit, what are you doing?"