HEADLINE: "Mutant Chickens Grow Full Set of Teeth" (Fox News)
CUSTOMER SERVICE IMPROVEMENT: Automated Taco Bell ordering. Wonder if they programmed the machines to mispronounce the menu items. (Flickr)
TURKISH DELIGHT: The offical Brokeback Mountain poster literally translated to "Faggot Cowboys" in Turkey. (Screenhead)
STUPID HIPPIE SAN FRANCISCO IDEA: Conducting an experiment to turn dog waste into power. (Reuters)
DATED CATCHPHRASE I WANT TO BRING BACK: Schwing!
RANDOM BLOG POST: Some dude’s hilarious list of Johnny Weir’s "Weirisms". (How was your day, Dan?)