While You Were Contemplating the Meaning of “Hump Day”
- Brokeback Mountain will be released in Jamaica, despite homosexuality being illegal in the island nation. So, to recap: getting high all day and listening to Marley – legal, mon. Not being able to quit your rodeo buddy – illegal, mon.
- When asked why he chose to make Firewall, Harrison Ford responded by saying, "I like to play a real person who has a real life and family." And whose real life family is in constant threat from terrorists who he must save them from, over and over again.
- Time Inc. has launched Office Pirates, it’s "edgy" new "humor" website with "hilarious" content like what life would be like if your female co-workers all just wore bras, how annoying bosses are and why working in a cubicle sucks. Now that I think about it, offices ARE really funny. Someone should make a movie about that and call it Office Space, or maybe a TV show about one really funny office.
The mating habits of the albino hippopotamus Pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow sunbathing at a pool.
- Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sue to stop distribution of their sex tape, break the virginal hearts of Christian Rock fans across the country.