…OF THE DAY

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HEADLINE: "Spider-Man Robs Comic Book Store" – Be sure to watch the hilarious video! (CBS)Spiderman

HEADLINE RUNNER-UP: "Man’s shirt erupts in flames after he is shot by a taser" (Sun Sentinel)

SALES PLOY: Hiring pop singers to perform concerts to sell condos (NY Times)

PRETENTIOUS PITCHFORK ORGASM: They gave Liars’ new album a 9.0 and made up a new adjective in the process: "Berliniamsburg".  (Pitchfork)

SHIRTLESS MYSPACE BRO: "UR NOT HERE BY ACCIDENT" – Indeed.  (MySpace)

POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK: Trump calls Martha a "moron".  (Daily News)