While You Were Reporting To Spring Training
Katie Holmes has been visiting her local Scientology Center three times a day. She still hasn’t found the secret exit to escape.
- Goodfella Joe Pesci won’t be charged for allegedly punching a fan. And if anybody asks, you didn’t see nothin.
- Movies and TV shows that feature people interacting with cartoons have been banned in China. Roger Rabbit plans protest.
- Hilary Swank & Chad Lowe were spotted eating lunch together. It’s assumed that Swank picked up the tab.
- Vin Diesel is set to star in a new videogame movie. That’s one step closer to the headline "Vin Diesel set to star in videogame."
- Jack Osbourne denies romance with Kate Moss, which is shocking because wouldn’t you think it’d be the other way around?