While You Were Picking Up the Pieces of Your Alarm Clock
- The Rolling Stones are planning their first ever concert in China. The tour will be called Crouching Richards, Hidden Jagger.
- Well, it’s Tuesday, so you know what that means – shambled baby Pete Doherty has been arrested again, this time adding car theft to his long rap sheet of drug charges. This rocker is set to self-destruct in 10…9…8…
- Reese Witherspoon will be paid $29 million for her next movie, becoming the highest paid actress of all time. Not to be outdone, Julia Roberts reportedly paid herself $30 million for a home movie she shot with cameraman husband Danny Moder.
- Athletic actress Hillary Swank is the inspiration for a new perfume fragrance. It’s called Stank.
- Is Lindsay Lohan now having make-up sex with ex-boyfriend and unlikely ladies man That Guy From That 70′s Show? Is there anyone this girl ISN’T boning? Could any of you get me in touch?