In the past few seasons of the Real World, I’ve noticed an increase in frat guy meat-heads per capita on the show. Where as there used to be one token frat guy, in the past few seasons there have 2 per house ( Philly’s MJ & Landon, Austin’s Danny & Wes). But in last night’s premiere of the new Real World in Key West, the producers have distilled the power of 10 frat guys into one protein-shaking, beer-funneling, Adidas flip-flopping, bro-calling super-duper frat guy: Johnny Bananas.
Born John Devenanzio, the Penn State Graduate, was coined Johnny Bananas by his ‘brothers’ because he’s so crazy in a very normal, Caucasian, athletic, heterosexual way. Here’s how bananas he got last night:
- He fearlessly and proudly introduced the world to his blow-up doll girlfriend.
- He jumped into the pool backwards wearing aviator sunglasses –spring break style
- He withstood an excessive amount of whip cream jello shots for the sake of the proverbial party
- He even managed to insult the body of a fragile anorexic girl…twice.
If that weren’t enough, Bananas has big plans for the rest of the season. He plans to call every girl in the house a slut in new creative ways and according to an article in his Alma Mater’s newsletter, he vows to wear Penn State shirts and hats throughout the show. We know meat-heads across the country will use Bananas to further empower their solid movement.